September 23, 2006

THE REAL (ESTATE) STORY
By Larry Underhill

MY READERS are as wacky as I am! (Except YOU, of course). Judging from the feedback, most of my Saturday faithful seem to be afflicted with the same streak of weird humor that I enjoy. Thank you. I’ll stop apologizing for the nutty jokes…although this one may stretch you a bit:

TWO FISH swam into a concrete wall. One turned to the other and said, “DAM!”

ON TO REAL ESTATE: Have I mentioned the THIRTY-THOUSAND DOLLAR REDUCTION at 219 Cedarwood Court lately? 2242 square feet of two-story home with four bedrooms and two and a half baths. This tile-roofed home is getting a LOT of interest since it was dropped to $439,950! Call for a private showing, or attend today’s…OPEN HOUSE! Statesman’s Greg Adams will hold 219 Cedarwood Court open today from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m.! Come by and say Hello.

MOTIVATED SELLERS! 2818 Battleview Place in North Stockton was recently reduced $10,000 to $349,950! Almost 1700 square feet with NEW carpet, NEW vinyl flooring, and NEW dishwasher! Sellers say composition roof is about five years old. Laundry Room! Three bedrooms, two baths, Living Room AND Family Room. Wet bar in Family Room! TWO shop rooms in oversized garage! Great neighborhood, too. Call for a private showing.

JUST LISTED! 9225 Little Creek Circle is 2064 square feet of two-story Stockton home with a LOT of special upgrades. FOUR bedrooms. THREE full baths. THREE-car garage with one car-space converted to an office or extra room. Laundry Room with cabinets. Cheery and spacious Master Suite with deep walk-in closet and Bruce real-wood flooring (Not laminate!). You’ll find Bruce flooring in several other rooms along with other touches that will surprise you! At $439,950, this is more bang for your buck than you might be able to find in other areas. Call me for details!

MILLION-DOLLAR Lake Camanche VIEW! 3 Willet Court, on the corner of Willet and Goshawk in desirable Wallace Lake Estates, offers the charm of the country only minutes from Lodi! 1876 square feet on a third of an acre. Enjoy the Lake view from your own hilltop home! Master Suite downstairs! Three bedrooms, two and a half baths. New built-in spa! More! Come see. Only twenty minutes from Lodi (depending on who’s driving). $469,950!

OPPORTUNITY: 515 Sandpiper Circle offers 1412 square feet of single-story home for the RECENTLY-REDUCED price of $349,950. These motivated Sellers want to sell SOON! Location, location. Offers considered!

CHECK OUT 1516 Mariposa Drive, now at its new price of $325,000! Dual-pane windows! Central heat and air! Large covered patio! Great Westside location!

SPEAKING OF FISH (See above): What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. That’s the last stupid joke I’ll inflict upon you for at least a week. See you next Sat! Have a great one.

Statesman Realty Lodi, CA
(209)333-2380
1-800-407-SOLD(7653)
www.LarrySellsLodi.com
www.larryunderhill.com
Email: Larry@LarryUnderhill.com