January 28, 2006
THE REAL (ESTATE) STORY
By Larry Underhill
By Larry Underhill
SLIGHTLY TWEAKED BIBLE STORIES: My friend Erika Adams (Greg’s bride of 30-plus years) forwarded me the following. The prologue explains that these quotes were taken verbatim from test papers at a parochial elementary school. The misspellings were left intact, which adds to the fun. If you have even a little Bible knowledge, you’ll get a chuckle out of some of these kid-quotes. I’ll sprinkle a few of these through today’s column just to keep you interested.. Here we go:
“In the first book of the Bible, Guinnessis, God got tired of creating the world so He took the Sabbath off.”
“Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah’s wife was Joan of Ark. Noah built and ark and the animals came in pears.”
“Lots wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.”
Okay. A little real estate talk. I’m happy to report that my listings are SELLING so quickly that my personal listing inventory could use replenishing! What a happy problem. If you run into an expert (Definition of an expert: Somebody from out of town who’s carrying a briefcase) who is waxing eloquent about the real estate bubble, send ‘em my way! I love a good laugh.
JUST LISTED: Ground-floor condo! 700 McCoy Court, Number 46 is a cute and clean two-bedroom one-bath with a HUGE (as in Sunwest-sized. Who’da thunkit?) walk-in closet in the larger bedroom! More great features: Attached one-car garage just off of the kitchen! Rare in a Lodi condo. Laundry hookups in garage. Extra storage! Good location! This home is a value at $199,950.
“Samson slayed the Philistines with the Axe of the Apostles.”
“Moses led the Jews to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.”
“The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments.”
“The First Commandments was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.”
THE TOP TEN! End Of The Spear landed on the Hollywood list of the top ten box-office draws last weekend! Seen it yet?
I HAVE PRE-APPROVED BUYERS looking for a Kristmont or Willow Glen home up to $800,000. We’ve seen everything that’s currently out there. Know anyone who may be thinking of a move? These folks have NO home to sell. They’re just waiting for that right property to come along.
THE CAPPER: “Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.” Somehow I don’t think these kids aced their Bible tests. Tha-tha-that’s all, folks! See you next Sat.
“In the first book of the Bible, Guinnessis, God got tired of creating the world so He took the Sabbath off.”
“Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah’s wife was Joan of Ark. Noah built and ark and the animals came in pears.”
“Lots wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.”
Okay. A little real estate talk. I’m happy to report that my listings are SELLING so quickly that my personal listing inventory could use replenishing! What a happy problem. If you run into an expert (Definition of an expert: Somebody from out of town who’s carrying a briefcase) who is waxing eloquent about the real estate bubble, send ‘em my way! I love a good laugh.
JUST LISTED: Ground-floor condo! 700 McCoy Court, Number 46 is a cute and clean two-bedroom one-bath with a HUGE (as in Sunwest-sized. Who’da thunkit?) walk-in closet in the larger bedroom! More great features: Attached one-car garage just off of the kitchen! Rare in a Lodi condo. Laundry hookups in garage. Extra storage! Good location! This home is a value at $199,950.
“Samson slayed the Philistines with the Axe of the Apostles.”
“Moses led the Jews to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.”
“The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments.”
“The First Commandments was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.”
THE TOP TEN! End Of The Spear landed on the Hollywood list of the top ten box-office draws last weekend! Seen it yet?
I HAVE PRE-APPROVED BUYERS looking for a Kristmont or Willow Glen home up to $800,000. We’ve seen everything that’s currently out there. Know anyone who may be thinking of a move? These folks have NO home to sell. They’re just waiting for that right property to come along.
THE CAPPER: “Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.” Somehow I don’t think these kids aced their Bible tests. Tha-tha-that’s all, folks! See you next Sat.
Statesman Realty
(209) 333 2380
1-800-407-SOLD (7653)
1-800-407-SOLD (7653)
Email: Larry@LarryUnderhill.com
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